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Osama Bin Laden Dead At Last

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

Finally, we got the son of a bitch!

Dead At Last

Nine years, seven months and twenty days after 9/11 we have justice. What is really great is, it wasn’t done by drone or a bomb, it was done by an American standing a few feet away looking him dead in the eye.

I understand the reasoning  for  disposing of his body in a way that was respectful to the Muslim religion.  The President reasoned that any disrespect would have inflamed Muslims who may have otherwise been happy about his death or at least uncaring.

While I understand the reasoning, I would have done things a bit differently.

I would have paraded his body dressed in drag (beard gone, full makeup)  through every major city in the US. Then I would have used a garbage incinerator to cremate his rotting corpse and disposed of his ashes in a port-a-potty in the middle of Central Park.

Seriously, do you think  Al-Qaeda concerns themselves with ensuring their Christian victims get a good Christian burial? Have you ever heard of these people burying any non-Muslims in the tradition of their religion ?

I think most Muslims in the world would have understood that the disrespect wouldn’t  have been aimed at the Muslim religion, it would have been aimed solely at Osama Bin Laden. The only Muslims who would have taken offense would have been extremist and they have anyway.

Unfortunately the President has to look at the international implications of anything he does and cannot do as most of us would have liked in this instance. Just one more of the many many reasons I am not President of the United States.

Paul

My Hero Donald Trump (aka The Idiot)

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Thank you Donald Trump.

Donald Trump

You have done what no other has been able to do. Make the President release his detailed birth certificate.

Never mind that he had to get special permission to do so. Never mind that he had already released what is the only legal documentation proving birth that is given out by the state of Hawaii. Never mind that just about every Hawaiian official (including a Republican) and various members of the press have seen the documents in person and verified that the record shows he was Hawaiian born. Never mind the witnesses and the birth announcements. Never mind that he has a Social Security number and a drivers license , both of which requires proof of citizenship. Never mind that he served as both a Illinois Senator and a U.S. Senator, WE NEEDED REAL PROOF!

Now you are demanding the release of his school records to prove he deserved to go to Harvard.

I understand your doubts. He has even gone so far as to become the first African-American to head the prestigious Harvard Law Review and graduated magna cum laude just to throw us off the trail. Very suspicious indeed.

Thanks Donald for reminding us who and what you really are. A self serving bigot clown who will put media attention ahead of dignity and respect.  While you are at it, maybe you can also get the Pope to prove he is Catholic, I am beginning to have my doubts .
Paul